You've officially won the title for the hottest god-damn place I've ever been to! The official temperature in Bluffton, SC, was 104 degrees. The heat index was just under 120 degrees. Hilton Head Island was only 99 degrees. Better luck next time, Hilton Head! At least your beach was nice. You provided bath water temperature ocean water, along with a nice breeze, which let me stay on the beach for just under 4 minutes before caving to the heat.
I guess it's not your fault though. I'm the genius that decided to visit the deep south in the middle of summer. I could of swore it would've been only 90 degrees! Oh, how I was wrong.
Only 1 more day of heat before my long adventure home. Alone. Physically speaking of course. I'll have the audio company of Geddy Lee and Rush, Phil Collins with Genesis, and assorted other musical acts. Maybe Elton John will show up! Who knows!
Watching: PGA Tour Greenbrier Classic